Every young teenaged college going male thinks about growing long hair atleast once. And if the same young male also goes back to his home, discs in a 5.1 "devar magan" dvd on his drive , watches SHAKTI DEVAR get down from the train , describing his "punk" hairdo to his elder brother, THE urge is amplified to uncontrollable levels.
Krish king Nishanth met the same fate on a lazy dry sunday afternoon in the summer of 2005. AND he decided to do it. He decided to PUNK IT LIKE HAASAN.
here is the video that i am talking about.. take a peek... AND READ ON.......................................................................SCROLL DOWN
Krish king realized that to experiment with hairstyles, one had to posses abundant hair and the only way to do it in a short span was the use of canthretin oil... I DUNNO IF THATS THE F'KIN SPELLING THOUGH...
ATTEMPT 1. STEP 2. - ITS ALL WRONG
THE punk was ready, only its direction was not. Krish king found more hair growing on the front side of his head and almost nothing on the other side-The leeward side-the rain shadow region. Krish king did not mind cutting his hair, but there was no point when there wasnt corresponding growth where it actually was required... Krish king decided to chuck the attempt
ATTEMPT 2. STEP 1. - oil + shampoo+etc etcVillains are not born, they are made. AMMA refused to let me into the house on september 1 2006, if I did not cut my hair. The reason was DISHA- my niece (who is currently 2 years old) was a newborn then and people did not want her to get shocked after seeing this face of her mama
END OF ALL REAL ATTEMPTS
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DESPERATE POSE 1Krish king never gives up. The 1.3 mega pixel camera of his L7i was functional back then in the winter of 2006( this loser called Vijesh jayaraman broke it recently) and Krish king made full use of it to take "side-view" pics, hoping for the punk to generate itself...
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Krish king can be seen here sitting on the base of the lamp post in "pearl lawns". Next to him is AAdith, who is a boy, and who managed to get the punk later in 2007, in as many as 10 less attempts than Krish king himself
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DESPERATE POSE 2
Its human nature to want to look good and in his 11th attempt at growing the devar magan hairstyle, Krish king ended up looking like this. What aadith says is like a goat - born eunuch.
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BETTER USE. VALUE ADDITION. WHATEVER
I (Krish king) Knew that punk wasnt coming, so I decided to use the long hair for better applications. One of them being the cockarakoo hairstyle designed to scare junior cricketers in a league match of the ruby cup. late in 2007.
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FCUK OFF SHAKTI DEVAR- its AADI NARAYNAN NOW
Kuruthi punal is remastered. Aadith calls it kundi-punal.
Krish king's mind goes back to the dumb-charades he played with his dad's family back in 1997, when he was to enact "kurudhi punal" AND, the tamil illiterate mistook punal for poonal -the holy thread and won the laughing stock award...
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